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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Bitter Clown, Leetspeek Interpretor!

by DH-01
10-13-01


	d00d51ic3@aol.com says: "d00d wutz up w17 d47." ... er. Well... um, right. Let me get my leetspeak translator here... Bitter Clown?!


	... you screamed for me?


	Yeah... what the hell does this mean? It's the entire message... I'm lost here.


	Oh, that's very simple. It's a cry for help from someone desperate to leave this mortal coil by means of autoerotic asphyxiation, hence the 'up w17 d47' part.


	... why are you reaching around in your bright clown pants, Bitter Clown?


	I left some rope and a strap-on in here. After all, I am more than willing to answer cries for 'help'. Hehheh...

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