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The House of Tobor #3: Household Cleaning Tips!

by DH-01
1-04-02


	Welcome back to the House of Tobor! Tobor has gotten e-mail lately and would wish to answer the question posed.


	"Dear Tobor, I love your show and I'd like to ask how you keep your home so clean, especially considering the various activities you partake of there. Signed, Billy Bitchcakes."


	Good question. Tobor has learned after many years that the best way to clean houses is to use the blood of virgins mixed with human ash in a chalice!


	Virgin blood is also good for making pacts with demons, adding that extra zing to a fruit drink, or a beautiful wood stain when you need the popular 'murder scene' look.


	Most of the time, though, Tobor hires professional cleaners. Less hassle.


	Especially when you're trying to incinerate the virgins after you get the blood. Messy job, that. Okay, next e-mail...

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