Hardcore Boiler Room Bloodbath!

Author: DH-01

Date: March 4, 2001

by DH-01
3-04-01
And now, the battle you've all been waiting for! In the red corner... Fake Jesus and Cthulhu!
... and that's the bottom line, 'cuz J.C. said so!
If you smeeeeeeeell what the Elder is cooking!
And in the blue corner... the titanic team of Sachiko and Fuxxxor!
Because I *AM* that damn good-UHHH!
It's trUE, It's trUE!
Let's see what the public has to say about this epic battle...
The hell is this? They told me the dog-on-a-ball was gonna be here!
Yeah! We want our goddamn money back!