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by DeNile, 7-12-07

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Hrm.
Hello?
Let's see... I'm in a black box.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Can anybody hear me?
*PSST!
Wha-who-where? Who's there?
I'm right in front of you, idiot.
Uh. No you're not, liar.
Aha! But it is you who is the liar! I am just invisible!

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
So, you're invisible huh?
No. You're just blind.
Well, I can see my hands!
WOW! That's awesome!
Ya really think so?
No.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Okay. I want some information, and I want it now!
Pshd. So demanding.
Yes. And I DEMAND you answer my questions.
And I HOPE you will shut up.
You will tell me what I want to know.
Really? Because I thought that I was just gonna keep being rude.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Alrighty. I think we got off on a bad foot.
Pshd. I wasn't on any foot.
It's just a saying.
You wanna hear one of my sayings?
Sure.
Shut up.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Okay. Let me get this straight. You are invisible?
NO! I'm just a floating box of text!
Sucks for you.
Yes I'm invisible!
Well I guess that's better than being a floating box of text.
What would you do if I told you I was naked?

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
I am going to ask you questions nicely now.
Well isn't that a shocker?
What is this place?
No idea.
Are you kidding me?
No. But it IS really exciting being lost.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Anything in particular you like to do?
Torment people who find their way in here.
Do you find people often?
No, but you'd be suprised at the different types of people who find their way in here.
I have a hammer.
That's nice.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
So I guess your life is pretty interesting.
Yeah but kinda dull.
Tell me about the most intersting person you've met in here.
Let's see. That's a tough one.
Holy crap.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
So.
So.
Okay.
Okay.
ASDFKAHSGJASGK!
You're dumb.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
I wish I was back in the real world.
WELL GET USED TO IT!
What?
What is this "what" you speak of?
You used it in the last sentence you said.
Pshd. No I didn't. I think you need a hearing aid.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Well I think I better be moving along now. I should try to find my way out.
No.
Huh?
You will stay.
No I won't.
What if I leave first?

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Okay. Why don't you want me to leave? I need to get home.
Home? What is this "home" you speak of?
Oh. Not this again!
Alright fine. I give up. I'm just lonely. And I don't want you to go, old chap.
That's mighty touching, man, but I must be off.
I DID NOT TOUCH YOU!

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
It was nice meeting you.
Does it feel nice to leave me too? Huh? HUH? DOES IT?!
I'm leaving.
Yeah, well who needs you? You and your stupid blonde hair and...
and the uh, um, dumb, uh, little face on your stupid blue shirt! You call that a shirt? Well I've seen TONS of shirts cooler than that... and, uh... Crap.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Phew. Glad to away from that. Now, where to go, where to go.
Woah.
That's not my name.
I didn't mean that as your name.
Don't give me that. I have an axe.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Hey! Take it easy there, dude.
Don't tell me what to do, fool! I have a freaking axe!
Uh. Okay.
I'm not being followed am I?
Uh, why would anyone be following you?
Uh, well, I definetly didn't steal this costume.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
So, uh, how are you?
OOOOOOH! I see prey! Hold on blue man, I'll be right back.
Um, ok.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
So, how's it going?
Is that some sort of secret code or something, fool?
No.
I better be going now.
You're like a crab. I hate you but I love you all the same.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Jesus this place is messed up.
Really, really messed up.
OH SNAP! It's Bill Cosby!
Yo, man.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
How's it going, Bill?
Things is doin' pretty fine. Hows about you, man?
I'm okay I guess. Glad to see a normal face around.
Yeah. Aint nothin' normal 'round here. You best try to keep away from native folk, iight?
Have you any idea how to get out of here?
No. But I see some tacos over there.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Hey.
I, am Robin Hood.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah. Now give me your money.
No.
Dang.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
Hey look! A coyote!
Um. Hello?
Don't talk to me or I'll bite your hand off.

 

by DeNile
7-12-07
...
Hey! I think I have an offer you can't refuse!
Really now?
I have this cat. And it is the most amazing cat ever. You'd be surprised at how amazing this awesome cat is.
I think I'm good.
Take the cat, man. NOW.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Well, crap.
I really need to get back home.
What am I going to do?
Hiss. I am Dracula!

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
We seem to have turned into little asian children.
An Asian vampire that's an awesome title, Drac.
Thank you, kind sir.
So, uh, this sucks.
Word.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Wow. We've already gone through a whole strip and we're still Asian children.
Well, normally weird stuff takes about 3 strips or so to wear off.
I guess weird stuff happens a lot here.
Yeah, there was this one time that was really bad. I'm talking like AIDS bad.
Hey Joe, any I dea what happened?
No, but this hat makes my eyes cross.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Oh, man.
We seemed to have changed again. I have never seen anything like this before.
Jeeze, we changed again!
I think I might know what the problem is.
That this place is insane?
Let's go with that.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Oh great. We're Asians again.
Dracula doesn't enjoy being Asian.
Me neither.
I feel weird.
I'll bet you do.
No, like I feel like watching Anime' or something.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Wait, what happened? You're back to normal!
Yes I am.
Holy crap! It must have worn off now.
Not exactly.
What do you mean?
You're black.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Awesome!
I feel a disturbance in the force.
I'll bet you do! I'm black!
No, like something is missing.
Like me being white?
No. Like there is no comic number 29. It goes 28, 28, 30. That is seriously messed up.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Oh. I guess there was a problem.
Yes, yes. A problem.
There was a lot of stuff getting messed up recently. Like me being black.
Indeed. It was probably just a mistake with the manufacturers.
What?
Oh, Jesus.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
WHAT?!
You are an Arabian.
Oh. CRAP.
Nice hat.
It's called a turban.
Haha. Oh SURE it is.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Hey, Benjamin! How are those copies coming?
Okay I guess. I have 300,000 copies made.
But I said I needed 500,000 by this morning!
I'm sorry Mr. Boss, but it takes a long time. And plus, the copier keeps talking to me.
That shouldn't stop you, you're Benjamin!
It's also hard because I only have one hand.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Hey Juicy, did you ever know that Benjamin from the copy deparment only had one hand?
Uh, yeah. It got ripped off by the copier or something.
What's with all this hubbub about the copier? I've never noticed anything wrong with it.
That's because you've never been in the copy room. All you do is stay in your office or walk around and give us more and more outrageous tasks to complete.
OH! Hu-OH! Me? Never been in the copy room? Ha. Sure I haven't.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Hey Mr. Boss, I've got all those copies you wanted.
Is that really 500,000 copies?
Yeah. Sure, whatever. 500,000 copies.
Are you sure? That only seems like 400,000 or so.
Nah. It's 500,000 copies alright.
You'd better be right because trust me, I'll KNOW if it isn't.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
I'm not lying. This hat is really called a turban.
Sure it is.
Okay.
Oh! Oh! Do you have any super powers?
No. Why would I have superpowers?
Well I thought maybe you might have some... That would be pretty cool.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Well, don't you have super powers? Being Dracula and all?
Ha! Ha! Don't make me laugh silly hat man.
Turban.
Yeah. Right. Turban. Whatever. Did you honestly think this is a superpower?
Something like that.
Any person could dress up in a cape and bite people.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Really? I thought you had some special powers or something. Like turning into a bat.
Ahaha! All of that is rubbish! I have a pet bat that I sometimes unleash on people, but I haven't mastered that skill yet.
Oh and the ears?
I bought them and stuck them on over my ears.
How'd you get your eyes so red?
I accidentally spilled a glass of lemonade on them earlier.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Hey man, it's Chad right?
Chuck, sir.
Did you get your name changed recently? I could've sworn your name was Chad. You look like a Chad.
You hired me yesterday, sir.
Now I remember! You're name is Charlie. Yes yes, Charlie. That was it.
Chad sounds mighty fine, sir, mighty fine.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Alrighty, Mr. Chang, I've got some questions.
Chuck, sir.
Chansey, have you heard anything else strange with the copy machine?
It's Chuck, sir.
I don't get why you keep saying chuck. It's like you want me to throw up or something. Oh well, come on Chubacca let's go investigate the copy machine.
B-b-but. Okay.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
So, you're saying that you're just a guy who dresses up with a cape?
Yup.
Who spills liquids a lot and bites people?
Yup.
You're a freak.
Well, you have a stupid hat!

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Alright. The copy room is in there. You'll go in and look around. Then come back out with some info, okay?
Sounds like a plan, sir. I'll be right back.
5 Minutes later...
He's been gone a while. That's a bad sign.
I better send someone in there to check on him.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
*ATTENTION MELVIN. MEET ME IN MY OFFICE ASAP. AND BY ASAP I MEAN NOW.*
Oh, god. What now?
You called for me, sir?
Yeah. I have a very special task for you. I think that the copier might have eaten that new guy, uh, uh, what's that Mexican monster thing?
A chupacabra.
Yes! I think the copy machine ate Chupacabra.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
You think the copy machine ate somebody?
Precisely! And I would like you to go find out if that is true. Go on Melvin, you can do it.
Wow. What an idiot.
I sure do wish the copy machine would eat ME.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Melvin sure has been gone a while.
It's going to kill everybody.
*ATTENTION BENJAMIN. MEET ME IN MY OFFICE ASAP. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ASAP MEANS.*

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
You called for me, Mr. Boss man?
Yes indeed. Why are you facing the other way?
To hide that I don't have a hand.
Well, there is no hand to hide so I don't see the need.
I don't feel comfortable holding my hand right in front of your face.
Jeeze. Ever think of getting therapy?

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
I think I'm going to go now.
AH! But you won't get to leave! NIBBLES ATTACK!
Wow.
Squeak.

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Hey look, I'm me again. Isn't that fourtunate.
Isn't there anyone normal in here?
Besides Bill Cosby?

 

by DeNile
7-13-07
Hault right there mister.
Well would you look at that? A talking baby.
Pshd. You've never seen a talking baby before?
No.
Don't get testy with me, I'm a Ninja. With numchucks and everything.

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