Hey Juicy, did you ever know that Benjamin from the copy deparment only had one hand?
Uh, yeah. It got ripped off by the copier or something.
What's with all this hubbub about the copier? I've never noticed anything wrong with it.
That's because you've never been in the copy room. All you do is stay in your office or walk around and give us more and more outrageous tasks to complete.
OH! Hu-OH! Me? Never been in the copy room? Ha. Sure I haven't.
