So, it wasn't the copy machine at all. I thought that Benjamin had his hand bitten off by it.
Oh the black guy? Yeah it still bit his hand off. Fisty little machine it is. I didn't want to eat him the first time because I thought it was bad enough having his hand ripped off.
So, are you gonna eat me? I mean I understand if you do.
Only if you want me to.
So wait. You gave all of my workers the choice of being eaten and they all took it?
No. They all said that they just wanted to go to the secret copy room office party. They're in the next room. They told me not to let in the guy with the red coffee mug. Go in,I'll keep watch for him.
