DestroyAllTacos  

You've been spending all day looking at midget porn again, haven't you?

Yeah.

Look man, we've got to get you out of the house. Go downtown, live the nightlife, get laid. Bridget The Midget will still be there when you get back...

I dunno, downtown? I hear it's kinda sleazy down there.

Like I always say, you can't spell "sleazy" without "eazy".

You never said that before. In fact, it doesn't even make sense... Still, I'll get my condoms.