DestroyAllTacos  

Man, traffic is terrible this time of year.

I know, the other day I went out to the grocery store and almost got hit by a car. Don't these people know it's illegal to run over a pederast?

That's pedestrian. It's illegal to run over a pedestrian.

Oh.

Are you sure? Because I'm gonna keep on molesting children evertyime I go out, you know, just in case...