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by DestroyAllTacos
12-22-02
Meanwhile, back at the lab...
Who the hell are you and what are you doing in this lab?
I am Captain Salmonella, defender of truth and justice. Also, I stop people from eating undercooked chicken. I have word there is an evil plot going on in this very laboratory, and I must stop it!
Well, there is a mad scientist who lives here, but he's not even here now. He went on a cruise, said something about wanting to swim with manta rays to the tune of an Iggy Pop song about heroin.
Very well then, I suppose I should get going. Someone's in trouble! My salomonella sense is tingling!!
Loser.
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