DestroyAllTacos  

Shit, he's not answering the phone, must be time for shuffleboard. Dr. Metacarpus does love a good shuffleboard.

You are indeed faithful to your evil master. As reluctant as I am to use my powers against a woman, you leave me no choice! Salmonella attack!!!

Oh no!! My secret identity has been revealed! You are indeed a force to be reckoned with, evil lab assistant person, but you have not won yet! We will meet again!