DestroyAllTacos  

So, where the hell were you anyway?

Well, it's a long story. Suffice it to say, I've learned to never leave the house again. Also, I might be gay.

But that's not what's important right now. I need you to do me a favor. Meet one of my new friends...

Hey baby, you ever let a shark -man sit on your lap before?

Eh, I've had worse...