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"Women are sweet, and girls are honey, but beat your meat and save your money" - Crispin Hellion Glover

Legally Blonde 2 is the new Kangaroo Jack. Or something.

by DestroyAllTacos
7-13-03


	Look, Legally Blonde 2 has been big money, and it is clearly impossible to underestimate theatergoers' intelligence. We need a 3rd sequel as soon as possible.


	Oh, that's no problem, I have some great ideas already!


	Well, I was thinking we could emphasize the heartwarming thing more and maybe even get a chance for an oscar. So my idea is this: Reese Witherspoon's character will tragically lose her eyesight.


	It shall be called Legally Blonde 3: Legally Bli- Oh... Ok, scratch that...