Probably the worst joke I have ever come up with.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: November 15, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
11-15-03
Hey, sorry I went through your medicine cabinet yesterday, I really needed to use your home pregnancy test...
Why the hell would YOU be taking a home pregnancy test?
Oh, it wasn't for me, it's a long story. But suffice it to say, there's good news...
I didn't impregnate your house.
I'm never letting you come over again.