Meet The Internet

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: November 16, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
11-16-03
(sigh) God, I'm so depressed...
Greetings, I am The Internet. I couldn't help but overhear you, perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Well, I've just been feeling really down lately. My girlfriend left me 2 months ago and everytime I ask a girl out I get turned down. I'm so lonely.
Hmm, do you think finding pornography would help any?
I love you, The Internet!