CC42: A dark hour for the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

Author: DexX

Date: July 2, 2001

by DexX
7-02-01
,,,it's his first time performing here at Milliways, please welcome Harvey, the Comedibot 42-B! *applause*
Thanks folks! It's great to be here. Did I tell you I had my licence half-revoked? I ran over Schrodinger's cat!
*cough*
Here's the deal - Comedibot 42-B tells jokes, audience laughs. Got it? Last audience I played to that was this quiet was spending a year dead for tax reasons!
*yawn*
Oh come on guys! That was fun- *zzzt!* -fun- *crackle!* -ny-ny-ny- *pop!* ERROR! LAUGHTER BELOW EXPECTED LEVEL! ERROR! *bzzzzt!* RARR! COMEDIBOT WILL CORNHOLE AUDIENCE!
ARGH!!! Run for your lives!!