Not a contest entry - maybe you guessed...

Author: DexX

Date: July 11, 2001

by DexX
7-11-01
Muahahahahaaaa!!! Finally, the great city of Crabbopolis is complete. The new nation of Crabbopotamia has a capital! Now I can get one with building my laundry mat empire...
Excuse me, Emperor, I am afraid I have some bad news about the capital. There has been a minor clerical error, and... uh...
Oh shit... and what?
I am afraid the capital of Crabbopotamia is now a small performing dog in green Speedos named YapYap.
Shit... oh well, no problem - we'll just have to have more than one capital. Lucky thing I like lots of capitals.
Ugh! That had to be the worst pun of the month...