CC47: [Insert hilarious title here]

Author: DexX

Date: July 23, 2001

by DexX
7-23-01
Something better than beef jerky? I don't believe you.
It's twue! Have a wook at dis... imported fwom Austwawia, kangawoo jerky! Wow on fat, wow on chowestewow...
Blecchhh, no way... I'm going to chew on some good old classic beef jerky...
Wait! Don't go! How about some turkey jerky! Comes in wight meat and dark meat vawieties!
I have some camel jerky! Tastes gweat, but makes you firsty... Come back! What about hippo jerky? I have a whole cwate of ewephant jerky...
Did you say "elephant jerky"? I can feel some Elmer Fudd jerky coming on...