CC51: Poor people are bad.

Author: DexX

Date: August 7, 2001

by DexX
8-07-01
Captain RightWing, I am confused. Rich people have so much money, and poor people have so little, but your party only likes to tax poor people and give the rich tax cuts. Why?
Ah, you are so naive, little Edna. In reality, the exact opposite is true!
In America, everyone can have a job if they want one. Only lazy people are unemployed, and only lazy people are poor.
I could have taken that job as nuclear reactor shielding material, but it wasn't my scene...
You ungrateful young whipper-snapper! It's folks like you who're ruinin this'ere country!
Oh, I see! So taxing the rich would be punishing them for working hard, and those lazy poor people should be made to pay as much tax as possible!
I've had a hard life, being born a rich, white, protestant.
When I grow up, I want to be born rich too!