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| Captain RightWing, I am confused. Rich people have so much money, and poor people have so little, but your party only likes to tax poor people and give the rich tax cuts. Why? | |
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| Ah, you are so naive, little Edna. In reality, the exact opposite is true! | |
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In America, everyone can have a job if they want one. Only lazy people are unemployed, and only lazy people are poor.
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| I could have taken that job as nuclear reactor shielding material, but it wasn't my scene... | |
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| You ungrateful young whipper-snapper! It's folks like you who're ruinin this'ere country! | |
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Oh, I see! So taxing the rich would be punishing them for working hard, and those lazy poor people should be made to pay as much tax as possible!
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| I've had a hard life, being born a rich, white, protestant. | |
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| When I grow up, I want to be born rich too! | |
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