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| So this guy Alf, a private, beta-tested the new gamma-ray gun down by the river delta. | |
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| Didn't see it - Johnny Depp's ill on Oprah, and Catherine Zeta Jones was on earlier with Etan Hawke. | |
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| Etan? You mean "Ethan". Wait, this doesn't matter an iota. I'm telling you about the private. He took a cap o' LSD, and fired that gun at a little lamb! Damn! Poor thing went "moo". | |
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| I never knew they could happen. I saw Alf holding a boxy weapon. Oh, Mike Ronaldson said it was a device for cutting pie. | |
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| Mike's an idiot - I once saw him row a speedboat. Tried to bum a cigarette, too - "Can I have a cig, Mark?" I just threw a towel at him. So... Johnny Dupp's ill on Oprah? | |
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| Depp, not "Dupp". Do you find that the chiming of the bell at the asylum wakes you up? I'm always, "Oh, me Gaahhhd... what time is it?" | |
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