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| When I put these pants on the whole lower half of my body is blanked out, like the fuzzy pixellisation you get on TV news reports when they can't show you someone's face. | |
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| So if we all squint intensely at your legs, the picture should resolve like one of those magic eye pictures? | |
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| Indeed. Stare long enough and you can see a duck playing a harmonica. | |
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