CC102a: Lard of the Meringues

Author: DexX

Date: March 1, 2002

by DexX
3-01-02
Frodo, I have terrible news. That magical ring, your uncle's old ring... it is The One Ring, forged by Sauron! We must destroy it!
You're saying that it diesn't just make you invisible, but it also endows great power upon the wearer?
*fzzt!*
Well, yes... But it is a source of great evil, and it... Hey!
To think, all this time I was just using it to spy on naked women, and I could have been conquering Middle Earth!
Decades later...
Master, one of your subjects refuses to eat his third helping of dessert!
You know the punishment for that! Fetch... The Plunger of Enforced Gorging!