Playhouse Origins.....Commercial Break (2C)

Author: Dimebag_Darrell

Date: March 4, 2005

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
I'm so depressed. My dad was drinking and beat my mom again. I wish there was some way to make the sadness go away.
Well, there is a way, Billy! I'm Ciggy the Cigarette and I'm here to show you that with me, you can be like them!
I just lost me job and my house, but thanks to this Marlboro brand cigarette, I don't care!
Yeah! Cigarettes are awesome! I just got shot by Dimebag for calling him more useless than Pikman, but this cigarette makes it all better!
Undo the lies. Truth. Truth.com
Kage and Toomy here died of cancer of the brain. Their deaths are my anti-drug.
lifesaburrito : She doesn't buy Ciggy's lies. Do you?