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by DippedInPoop
2-02-03
Sperman Munster seeks a quiet bath, when along comes Dr. Liverspots..
CAN I TAKE DA BATH WITCHU
no
Sperman moves to a more secluded area for some naked privacy, when to his surprise, he runs into his dog's ex-roommate, Kenneth Teat. He decides to return home...
I JUST LICKT PEWP IN A BAG CAN I TAKE A BATH WIT YA
no
where he is secretly seduced by a disguised Dr. Liverspots, who knows the irresistability of a giant peacock.
SQWAK
wash me

 

by DippedInPoop
2-02-03
Some late afternoon cybersex..
Kali4NiaCHICK2398: want 2 chat? 12 f wit a hot body, u?
SeXyItaLiaN4u69: sure.. hott 29m hea. wana cyber??/
Kali4NiaCHICK2398: oh yes, i gotta nice rack wanna *tuch* it?!
SeXyItaLiaN4u69: oh yeah, lets get down on all 4z and do sum doggie style LOL
A few hours later..
In the top news today, a police force from a small town in Michigan has been using a giant elk to help catch internet pedophiles. More at 11 after the smash hit sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond.
Hey mom, that exposé on sis is coming up next!!!!!! I can't wait! At least those bitches didn't interrupt Everybody Loves Raymond this time. I would've been so pissed off.

 

by DippedInPoop
2-02-03
One night of the infamous "Boston Trip":
Greta: what the hell is Thing doing over in that corner.. why did she set all my stuffed animals up so she can talk to them???
Jen: my mom, dad, and fat sister abuse me. my fucking eyes don't even match now. hmm. do you think i left this hairdye in too long?
The night Thing started talking to inanimate objects.. the night Avery smoked pot..
Jen: OMFG, AVERY SMOKED POT. MY LIFE IS OVER. *gets depressed*
Todd: i'm so fucking high right now. where's my body??? *trips over nothing, falls into wall*
..and yet another night of Ansel being consistently gay.
Avery: LOLOLOL OMG, WHERES THE CHEEZWHIZ IM GOING TO EAT IT
Ansel: I'm so fucking gay! Haha!

 

by DippedInPoop
2-02-03
OMG!! It's super uterus man!
HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT
As you can see, I'm an elephant born without a uterus!
VOILA! I've fixed your problem! You're no longer a shitty elephant!
I hope you fucking die.

 

by DippedInPoop
2-02-03
Thing: After the trip, I broke up with my fiancé and moved back to Ohio. I put the cheese on all the burgers at Wendy's, but I feel my life has changed for the better. EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKING VOICES!
Matt: The Boston trip showed me the existance of a higher power and the beauty of loving thy neighbor. The vision came to me after smoking all of Thing's pot.
Todd: I really can't do an interview right now. This is some strong shit.
Jen: I'm still depressed and my eyes have gotten worse.
Ben: This isn't a beard. I have rabies.
Greta: I'm still taller than Ben.

 

by DippedInPoop
2-05-03
wanna know a secret
ya
my nuts are as big as my eyes

 

by DippedInPoop
2-07-03
alice, you'll never believe what happened to me at work today.. some huge buffalo shit me out his ass
sorry, bruce, i can't relate
fuck you, i'm going to the bar.
i can't believe i'm married to such a fucking bitch

 

by DippedInPoop
2-07-03
hey donald. shot a whiskey, please. better make it a double.
heya bruce, have bad day at work? you look a little "down-in-the-dumps", so to speak.
yeah, exactly.. some buffalo shit me out his ass today
sorry, bruce, i can't relate
Later that evening..
hey leon, you'll never guess what happened to that guy bruce from the bar. heh.. some buffalo shit him out of his ass hahaha
heh. you have no idea how fucking sexy you were while telling that story

 

by DippedInPoop
2-07-03
alice, i'm home from the bar.
uh. and why aren't the dishes done may i ask?
oh im sorry bruce.. i must've forgot
what the fuck alice. you're as worthless as that bartending homo and his nutsucking lover. i'm showering then going to bed. and don't forget to iron my shirt. fucking bitch.
ugh. he's not getting any tonight.

 

by DippedInPoop
2-07-03
shit barbara, i gotta tell you about the stud i fucked last night.. but i think that punkass bitch is still on the bench behind me..
yeah, he is, gina.. but at least tell me about the guy's dick hehehe
let's just say i now know what it's like to fuck a torpedo
oh good.. that kid left before the bus came. i could feel him checking out my ass, barbara. ugh.
i wish i could get up and move too. ah, to be a bench.

 

by DippedInPoop
2-15-03
what the hell did you call me over for
IM GONNA BE IN A CAPRI SUN COMMERCIAL!!!11
liar
NO WATCH!@!
that's fucking stupid

 

by DippedInPoop
2-16-03
hey larry, i talked to my mom earlier and she said you can sleep over
awesome
so you wanna play nintendo and stuff
noway, you always fucking cheat. you never plug in my controller.
hey andrea, wanna come over and play nintendo

 

by DippedInPoop
3-29-03
Everyone keeps telling me that i have no sex appeal.
They must be fucking blind.

 

by DippedInPoop
3-29-03
Hey, is this the support group for amputees?
Nope, it's the "Living with a Venereal Disease" support group. Sorry.
Shit! I can't find it anywhere.
That sucks.
Well, do you know of any other support groups in the area?
No, but I could make you a member of this one. *wink wink*

 

by DippedInPoop
3-29-03
Hey Jared! I haven't seen you in a while, what's up man?
eh, not too much..
No success with the acting career yet?
Not too much, just a commercial deal so far.
Cool, sounds interesting.
yeah, it is.. i dress up as this ex-fatass who convinces all the fat bitches of America that they too can be thin by living off shitty $3 sandwiches. it's GENIUS.

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
This is Bob Saget welcoming you to the new, improved America's Funniest Home Videos, with special guest co-host, Gilbert Gottfried!!!!!!
GREAT TA BE HEA, GREAT TA BE HEA.
Here's a look at tonight's first $10,000 finalist: Twin Fags Drink Piss, sent in by Kenneth Teat from Butte, Montana!
I'D CLAP FOR THIS AND GIVE IT "THE CLAP" ALL AT ONCE.
$10,000 FINALIST:
is this sam adams?
yeah, his piss is like no other

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
How about this shirt?
no.
How about this shirt?
no.
Oh well, I'm wearing this one.
Whatever you fucking faggot.

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
Thanks for asking me out for coffee, Donald, I was too nervous to make the first move, ya know?
Yeah, I know how it is.
I asked out Jim from the mailroom a few months back, but he turned me down.. said I wasn't his type. He likes the busty blondes who are easy, but I guess most guys do.
Wait.. let me get this straight... you're not "easy"?
No, I'm not. I hope this doesn't ruin our date.
I knew i should've just paid for the fucking prostitute.

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
Hey! Nice beard!
Thanks.
...
You Little Fucker.

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
* plop plop *
*ppfffFFFTTTT*
I can't go when other people are in here! sdkfjskfjadkjdlfjf
* crickets *

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
i like nuts
me too
cool
wanna make out?
no not really

 

by DippedInPoop
3-30-03
1 fish... 2 fish... red fish.. blue fish!!! LOL!!! I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE!!!!!

 

by DippedInPoop
3-31-03
OMG
LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
...what?
we both have numbers on our shirts lol!

 

by DippedInPoop
3-31-03
Hey all you fucking whiners!
If you thought second-hand smoke was bad..
Take a first-hand sniff of my 2nd GRAND shit!

 

by DippedInPoop
3-31-03
It's about time we had sex. Open the cage door.
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!
!!1!!!!11!~

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
lol
i'm not gonna do that

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
Fuck you, Darryl.
What?
Fuck you, Darryl.
Oh. That's what I thought you said.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
we're in the wrong fucking place, aren't we.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
LOLLL what'z up, you no-tailed fuck.
i have a tail, shitlick. it's just invisible.
oh. i thought i felt something poking my crotchy.
heha.
Sorry, I'm not allowed to share the secret of the tail, but you're more than welcome to blow me.
Lies make baby Jesus cry.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
But officer, I didn't do anything!
A likely story.
*sigh*
You know, my wife is heavily into bondage and petite bearded males.
...
And so am I. Here's my number.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
You're pretty . . . . . . . . . . . . ugly.
lolzalot
K, now me.
You fuck. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . camels.
...
lol get it?

 

by DippedInPoop
4-01-03
Something wrong?
I'm so fucking constipated.
Me too. Must be something in the god damn food.
Yeah. That stuff'll kill ya.
Well, Lunch is over for me. Later, Cliff.
I suddenly need to shit my brains out.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-02-03
Next Week on Full House...
Uncle Jesse, I have a secret to tell you...
Stephanie reveals her deepest, darkest secret.
I'm a flaming homosexual.
LOL @ PUNS

 

by DippedInPoop
4-02-03
can i ask you a favor?
no.
fucking asshole.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-04-03
i love you
but my girlfriend has a nice rack
Always the bridesmaid, never the fuckin bride.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-04-03
I'm riding the cotton pony
what the hell is that supposed to mean
OH
LOL

 

by DippedInPoop
4-04-03
hey, call me Carl from now on
why dude?
because it's one cool fuckin name.
ok Karl.
You fuckin bitch. I said to call me Carl.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-04-03
Hey, i'll race to to that rock over there. The winner gets 5 bucks.
Alright, you're on!
Hey, wait a minute..
lol, jackass.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-04-03
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!
SOMEONE'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!
LOLOL, I FUCKIN LOVE TOY STORY.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-04-03
hey, where you going?
home
stay and play with me
i meant that to be sexual..

 

by DippedInPoop
4-05-03
i feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!
lol you said cock
no i didnt
lol oh
lol we have arms
lol i know!

 

by DippedInPoop
4-06-03
I GOT ME SOME PUSSY LOLOL
LOL
lolol
HOW COME NO ONE'S LAUGHING
I GUESS I SHOULD'VE SAID THAT WHILE THE CAT WAS STILL SHOVED UP MY ASS
OH WELL. TIME FOR SECONDS

 

by DippedInPoop
4-07-03
hey, wanna have sex
what's that
heh, i dunno.. some old guy said it to me once
lol your dad is such a kidder
lol i know
lol

 

by DippedInPoop
4-07-03
April 7th, 1987
i think i'm gonna have diarrhea
sucks to be you
April 7th, 1992
I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO WINNIE THE POOH
LOL WHAT A FUCKED UP NAME
April 7th, 1999
i think i impregnated you
what am i supposed to tell my mother

 

by DippedInPoop
4-07-03
Open Mic Night @ The Comedy Club:
i just had wild buttsex with a mustached Iraqi
SADDAMY! BLAHAHAhaha!!
*crickets*
...
i wonder if anyone noticed that i was rubbing my legs together to make those cricket noises

 

by DippedInPoop
4-08-03
Open Mic Night @ The Comedy Club
I found a pen earlier and drew all over my feet.
GRAFEETI!!!! LOLLLLLLL
*crickets*
*crickets shitting*
I wish he'd use my pen... is.

 

by DippedInPoop
4-08-03
you have big toe nails LOL
i don't get it

 

by DippedInPoop
4-09-03
i think i'm teething
you already have teeth
oh yeah
since this comic was so fucking stupid, i'll be stripping on my webcam later to make up for it

 

by DippedInPoop
4-10-03
CHECKMATE
I JUST SAID MATE
LOL
LOL

 

by DippedInPoop
4-10-03
WELCOME!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
how the hell am i supposed to type.

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