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| Thanks for asking me out for coffee, Donald, I was too nervous to make the first move, ya know? | |
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| I asked out Jim from the mailroom a few months back, but he turned me down.. said I wasn't his type. He likes the busty blondes who are easy, but I guess most guys do. | |
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| Wait.. let me get this straight... you're not "easy"? | |
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| No, I'm not. I hope this doesn't ruin our date. | |
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| I knew i should've just paid for the fucking prostitute. | |
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