Hey dude, like, my name is Chris. I stand for all sorta smart things!
Like what?
Like, getting George W Bush out of office, and stuff. I voted for Nader dude.
Why do you dislike Bush? Do you not realize Nader was an incompetent buffoon? I don't like any of the canidates, but do you even know WHY you dislike him?
Because, like, he kills trees and stuff dude.
Hrm. All your rolling papers are belong to us, then.
