Duke396  

Finally you're here, what took you so long?

Maybe the fact that I had to go through decontamination and travel to the anus of the world? Where are we anyway?

Come inside, it's cold out here. We're in Afghanistan. Don't worry, we'll only be here until I have our office rebuilt.

Oh, Great. Hey isn't this where Saddam was captured?

Sarosh Hussein? Come out with your hands up.

I can't believe they sent the guy in the red shirt that no one's heard of before...