All comics by Erico

 

by Erico
9-09-03
Érico patiently awaits for 2.3
Shut the fuck up would you or i'll kick you in the nut!
I hear there is going to be a air raid tomorrow.
Meanwhile Beermat is busy programming
Wanna have some fun?
That will be 10 dollars.
50 years in the future and still no 2.3
He must be really busy.

 

by Erico
9-10-03
Érico was a happy and healthy Dope Wars addict, if you can call that life healthy
I hear there is going to be a coke raid tomorrow.
Holy shit I am going to hit 2 billiions!
Until fate comes along
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I was at the last day!
Now he is a MASS MURDERER!

 

by Erico
9-12-03
No coke in the market? C'mom!
What are you doing son?
I am playing this game called Dope Wars where you are a dope dealer.
YOU ARE WHAT? THAT GAME IS TERRIBLE! GO TO YOUR ROOM! NOW!
Hmmm, I wonder if I will be able to break my 30d record now.

 

by Erico
9-13-03
Firts the subjetc start downloading this small and accessible game.
Hmmm, 5 millions downloads? This game must be good!
After a few hours playing he starts to care less and less about the world around him.
Since when you care about work you tree hugger? I am busy playing this game now.
The company called and said we have to go to work. NOW!
Insomnia is the first devastating symptom of severe addiction.
Not now...I have to beat my score.
Dude, its 4:00 am. Aren't you going to sleep?

 

by Erico
9-13-03
4 days later the subject no longer care about other material or emotional things.
Fine...whatever.
You don't love me anymore! All you do is play this fucking game! I am leaving you.
After a week playing hallucinations are very commom.
Must.... beat... world... record...
What gets wet as it dries?
Not long after the inevitable happens, the subject meets his terrible fate. Death from starvation the doctors said...but WE know what really killed him.

 

by Erico
9-13-03
May I take your order? Oh, its you Beermat.
No, not you again Mr Dung Beetle. What do you want now?
But Beermat knew about his beastiality life style and pressed charges against him for raping pigs.
I am going to help people to cheat, give out reg keys and generally annoy the crap out of everyone. What are you going to do about it?
Hmmm.
Life in jail was not easy for Mr Dung
Then they took turns raping me and made me eat theyr underpants.

 

by Erico
10-13-03
Hi big guy, my name is Sharon and I am really wet.
You can call me Érico but my friends call me one eyed Eric or just the retarded kid on the wheelchair. You better dry yourself before you catch a cold.
Do you want to lick my pussy and smack my ass?
Ewwww, I would never lick a cat, I would get all his hair on my thong and stuff. Do you really have a ass? Woudn't he buck me in the face if I smacked him?
Ahh, forget about it! *logs out*
Wait! I know what you mean now! You can pretend you are my teacher and are punishing my bottom with a ruler because I have been a bad boy!

 

by Erico
10-15-03
Hi, may I take your order?
Excuse me but theres a fucking fingernail on my burger!
Well you shouldn't be cliping your nails over it.
Its not my nail you idiot. Tell those fuckers on the kitchen to not clip thir fingernails over the meat.
Ok, theres a costumer complaining about a fingernail on the burger.
Oh, it was me. Sorry about that. Give the bastard this burger. *spit*

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