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by EvanButzlaff
2-28-04
When will they learn?
Eh, mate! What're you doing, goin' about waving that sword round! Don't you know this is Jolly Old America, chap?
Arrr, matey. U r suck. Seks me up!
Ho-lee Fuq! I say chap, it's raining bombs! What say we play a few rounds of cricket, then hit the wicket and get out of here, lickity split, chap?
Wut teh fuq? Raining bombs? Oh shiite, this was just da Whitehouse! We're so fuqed. The sandgooks will fuq us!
Oh fuq. We're all dead.
Ah fuq mate, let's seks up, because the bombs just blew up. Fuq, seks me, pirate, old chap, old pip, old bean.
Oh fuq yeh. Sweet mother your body is seks me up.

 

by EvanButzlaff
2-28-04
Arrr, chap. Wha? Teh fuq? This ain't da whitehouse. Oh fuq. We're dead. We must be in heaven, cuz you're here, bob. Seks me up you cop!
Oh, old chap, I think I meantersay I would. You see, ol' chap, you see. I must confess. I'm in love with.... Oh fuq dat, seks me up pirate, chap.
Sigh... Wish I were the pirate... That bobby has one seks bod! Cluck cluck!
d00d. Dis comic is Pling Pling.
OMG! THE COP IS FUQED! LITERALLY! WHAT A QOOL QOP QAR!!
Oh, I say ol' chap. You're a good beejay, Pirate. Old chap.
Shuttup and help me up, I'm so drenched it's sick. Arrr.

 

by EvanButzlaff
2-29-04
Don't you just hate akward moments?
I wonder what the Missus is making for dinner tonight...
Shit, I hate these akward moments. He'll probably say "Hey" and then I'll have to say "Hey... How's it going?" But he and I both know one of us is eventually going to kill the other.
Wha? Teh hell? Dat comic makes no sense! Shiggity shiggity schway! Right, chicken?
I wonder what the MIssus is making for dinner tonight!
I fear that you are not listening to me. I shall take my life to make up for my shortcomings! Fare thee well, cruel world!
I so do not know him...

 

by EvanButzlaff
2-29-04
What you understand they're saying.
I wonder what the missus is making for dinner...
I'm fat...
What they're actually saying.
I'm sick of Dahlbergers, I hope it's chicken.
I'm grubbing for compliments because I'm a fat ugly bitch. I'll moan and piss when you say the wrong thing.
What you should say
You know what? You're right, you are fat. And ugly. By the way, I have no clue who the hell you are.
Sigh... Another one saw through the bluff, time to whip up some tears, and slap him.

 

by EvanButzlaff
2-29-04
Pirate Nazis kick ass. Dwarf commies lick ass.
Yarrr. You godless, sickening communist! I hate you!
Let us all have unions! And a form of government where the people run it, and aren't greedy!
What? Teh fuck? Nazism is teh pling pling. But we have one common enemy.
Yes. You are right, comrade. The Dahlberg.
Behold! He is Dahlberg, the disagreementarianist. Who uses his power as a teacher to make himself look better and smarter.
Holy fuq. He's a dumbshit.
You are a fool! I shall personally attack you to make you look like an idiot in front of your peers! It's a shame you have to call them your peers, because they are morons! But I don't care.

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