Girls suck.

Author: EvanButzlaff

Date: February 29, 2004

by EvanButzlaff
2-29-04
What you understand they're saying.
I wonder what the missus is making for dinner...
I'm fat...
What they're actually saying.
I'm sick of Dahlbergers, I hope it's chicken.
I'm grubbing for compliments because I'm a fat ugly bitch. I'll moan and piss when you say the wrong thing.
What you should say
You know what? You're right, you are fat. And ugly. By the way, I have no clue who the hell you are.
Sigh... Another one saw through the bluff, time to whip up some tears, and slap him.