Everett  

Excuse me little girl. Do you have £20 so Drinky can go get drunk?

Is your nose real?

Not as real as the constant yearning I have for Jack Daniels, smokes, and animal porn.

I think you're evil. I'm going to burn you with my telekinetic powers.

That'll learn me for messing with that Matilda bird. Ow! Ooh! Ahh! I couldn't be in any more pain.

I'm glad Roald Dahl created me. Think I'll go pay Gary Glitter a visit...