Everett  

I hardly think we need instructions to hang a picture.

Just bloody read them to me will you so we can get this out the way.

Right. "Pick up hammer and nail. Put nail against forehead and BAM! BAM! BAM! Smush it right in your 'ead."

I may have gone the wrong way about teaching you not to be such a sarcastic wanker.

I think my head is filling with air.