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| Do you like celebrities? Because this house was once owned by Micheal Jackson! | |
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| I put springs on the outside walls in case it falls over. | |
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| It has two bedrooms, and I'd prefer not to say the number of bathrooms. | |
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| You will never notice a leak, so long as you remain on the first floor. | |
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| The plumbing in this house is very secure. We know how important good plumbing is, we found out when a bathroom pipe exploded and the house was covered in poo. | |
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| We can't legally sell you this house until we refill the airbags attached to the ceiling. | |
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