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I will gouge out your eyes and spinoff you
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EvilZak
7-10-04
After retiring from the Marines, he got a job teaching Algebra at high school.
Jones, if x equals 7 and y equals 9, then what is 30 minus 3x?
Tune in every Tuesday at 3 to watch...
I don't know, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Teaches Math
Y, you big fat asshole! Next time, calculate like you got a pair!
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EvilZak's Comics
11/04/05 - REALLY bad aim
11/04/05 - Angry Bacon is a teacher
01/04/05 - Hey surfer dudes, sorry you weren't in Indonesia
12/10/04 - If Barry Bonds won the World Series
12/09/04 - Why Pantera's lead was shot
11/30/04 - Nevermind rational explanation! We're ALIENS.
11/11/04 - SVKomix Vs. EvilZak 2
11/03/04 - The presidential debates in three panels
11/01/04 - Literally
10/31/04 - Funeral 19
10/31/04 - Funeral 18
10/31/04 - Funeral 17
10/31/04 - Funeral 16
10/31/04 - Destroy target Indian. It cannot regenerate.
10/28/04 - Be specific when dating
10/28/04 - Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich 6
10/28/04 - Funeral 15
10/27/04 - I like green
10/27/04 - Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich 5
10/26/04 - Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich 4
10/26/04 - Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich 3
10/26/04 - Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich 2
10/26/04 - Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich
10/22/04 - Exploding dog
09/12/04 - Sensitivity
09/12/04 - The Duel
08/14/04 - First his ear...
08/07/04 - FTC XIII TEMPLATE
07/25/04 - World V2
07/23/04 - Davy Jones' Closet
07/10/04 - I will gouge out your eyes and spinoff you
05/25/04 - The news takes ideas from Jon Stewart
04/24/04 - After nuclear war wipes out America
04/24/04 - Unfair advantage
04/23/04 - Three ways to stop Lucifer
04/22/04 - At a recent KKK rally
04/22/04 - Funeral 14
04/22/04 - Funeral 13
04/20/04 - These will be my last words
04/20/04 - Drivers license
04/10/04 - Aha it is, et cetera
04/07/04 - I'm going straight to hell for this comic
04/05/04 - The most foolish mortal
03/30/04 - I may be appearing on Iron Chef in the near future
03/30/04 - On the offensive
03/29/04 - Insomniaman 25
03/26/04 - Space Pirates
03/23/04 - The Brad Dynasty
03/21/04 - One day at a Catholic school
03/21/04 - Driving
03/20/04 - The evil that men do
03/14/04 - What friends are for
03/12/04 - Harry Potter and the exam
03/11/04 - Truthy McTruth isn't very good at selling houses....
03/11/04 - Cemetary Chronicals
03/06/04 - Why I hate politics 2
02/20/04 - Commercial that probably won't ever be shown 2
02/15/04 - Even more post-sex funnies
02/15/04 - Drugs
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 24
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 23
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 22
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 21
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 20
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 19
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 18
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 17
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 16
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 15
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 14
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 13
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 12
02/15/04 - Insomniaman 11
02/14/04 - Insomniaman 10
02/14/04 - Total mysteries
02/14/04 - Geek's valentines day
02/12/04 - Worst things to say after sex
02/12/04 - Serenade
02/12/04 - The Hymen Part I
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 9
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 8
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 7
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 6
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 5
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 4
02/09/04 - Insomniaman 3
02/08/04 - Two jokes in one
02/08/04 - One day at General Mills
02/07/04 - Worst things to say to a guy in a kilt
02/06/04 - Commercial that probably won't ever be shown
01/21/04 - Insomniaman 2
01/21/04 - Insomniaman 1
01/21/04 - The robot who had it all
01/20/04 - Me and my dad
01/19/04 - i told you i was hardcore
01/15/04 - Serial Comic 9.13
01/14/04 - Arby's - What are you eating?
01/10/04 - ...on a similar note
01/10/04 - The Bucket Epilogue
01/09/04 - The Bucket 4
01/09/04 - The Bucket 3
01/09/04 - The Bucket 2
01/08/04 - The Bucket 1
01/07/04 - Waking up
01/06/04 - Special Report
01/05/04 - Why I hate politics
01/05/04 - I asked on a forum which was better, Pepsi or Coke
01/05/04 - Pyro Maniac Sequel
01/05/04 - Pyro Maniac
01/04/04 - (Ellipsis)
12/27/03 - Homophobic Reporter
12/24/03 - Half-empty
12/24/03 - Legal holiday
12/24/03 - Pumpkin Meets Santa
12/24/03 - Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas
12/23/03 - Untitled
12/21/03 - The French robber
12/21/03 - Random Rule Generator
12/21/03 - ...eleven Pipers piping mad at Hogan
12/21/03 - On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
12/15/03 - Comic Twins: Another The Evil One
12/15/03 - Comic Twins: The Evil One
12/09/03 - Those crazy movie critics
12/07/03 - Frosty gets the cold shoulder
11/18/03 - Why you shouldn't talk to God on a bad day
11/16/03 - Dubya VS Zombie
11/16/03 - A classic joke
11/15/03 - Bob Barker and his wife
11/15/03 - Alex Trebek and his wife
11/15/03 - Regis and his wife
11/10/03 - Funeral 12
11/10/03 - The briefing before the battle
11/10/03 - Punishment (part 3 of 3)
11/10/03 - Punishment (part 2 of 3)
11/10/03 - Punishment (part 1 of 3)
11/09/03 - Saving money
11/07/03 - Shortegoinalamajara
11/06/03 - He should have accepted Christ as his saviour
11/02/03 - In 2003, the south rises again
10/28/03 - Funeral 11
10/28/03 - Kids, here's a good way to bug your parents
10/28/03 - Circus acts
10/28/03 - The airplane crash
10/28/03 - Life is great because you can be anything you want to be
10/28/03 - Jon and God
10/28/03 - How life began
10/28/03 - Atop a skyscraper, Death
10/28/03 - Airsuit1's new role as a one-note character
10/28/03 - This probably won't be my entry
10/27/03 - Mime time
10/24/03 - A bad award is better than no reward, right?
10/24/03 - Funeral 10
10/24/03 - Another jigsaw puzzle
10/24/03 - A jigsaw puzzle
10/24/03 - I never paid attention in church
10/24/03 - The facts of life
10/24/03 - What's up, doc?
10/24/03 - That wacky Virgin Mary
10/24/03 - If you can't stand the heat
10/24/03 - Play on words
10/23/03 - El cuello rojo
10/23/03 - Funeral 9
10/23/03 - Popular
10/23/03 - I apologize in advance for this joke
10/23/03 - I wish this worked
10/23/03 - They're not going to probe you
10/23/03 - It's too hot if...
10/23/03 - The doctor's examination
10/23/03 - Funeral 8
10/23/03 - Naggy bitch
10/23/03 - In Hell, coffee doesn't warn you that it's hot
10/23/03 - Damn those secret recipes!
10/23/03 - Dubya's report
10/21/03 - Eight simple rules
10/21/03 - Cat and Stickman drown to their death afterwords
10/20/03 - Lost wallet
10/20/03 - Discrimination
10/20/03 - Guess he didn't believe me...
10/19/03 - Funeral 7
10/19/03 - I actually heard this once
10/19/03 - Solution
10/19/03 - Dubya
10/19/03 - Prevent child abuse
10/19/03 - George W. Bush wants oil
10/19/03 - What a jerk
10/19/03 - Orwell would be vomiting in his grave
10/18/03 - Funeral 6
10/18/03 - Trouble brews between two cannibals
10/17/03 - Crazy teenagers
10/17/03 - Faith-based healing
10/17/03 - Jon the Goth and the Evil Fairy
10/17/03 - Survey says
10/17/03 - Clappy pretends to be Satan
10/17/03 - ...made in Heaven
10/17/03 - Funeral 5
10/17/03 - Idle Hands 10
10/17/03 - Idle Hands 9
10/17/03 - Idle Hands 8
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 7
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 6
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 5
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 4
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 3
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 2
10/16/03 - Idle Hands 1
10/16/03 - That crazy goat
10/15/03 - Funeral 4
10/15/03 - Did you know?
10/15/03 - My first reverse-chrono
10/15/03 - Locusts
10/15/03 - The last American's last thoughts
10/14/03 - Stamp out arthritis
10/14/03 - NASA at work
10/14/03 - Billy's been naughty
10/14/03 - Funeral 3
10/14/03 - The Presidential Bible Hour
10/14/03 - Robby wants a jobby
10/14/03 - An alcohol problem
10/14/03 - Evil Cowboy goes to New York
10/13/03 - A deleted scene from the Matrix
10/13/03 - The immigrant learns about modern America
10/13/03 - Intelligence
10/13/03 - Funeral 2
10/13/03 - July 4th, 2004
10/13/03 - You need a new car if...
10/12/03 - Back up your arguments with evidence
10/12/03 - Evil teacher
10/12/03 - Work ethics
10/12/03 - The first Casual Friday
10/12/03 - How to spot a total geek
10/11/03 - The magic cat
10/11/03 - Fear the cross
10/11/03 - Crackers
10/10/03 - Equality
10/10/03 - Back home
10/10/03 - Kobe's opposition
10/10/03 - Suprex
10/09/03 - The Far Side-esque
10/09/03 - Breaking the ice
10/09/03 - Racism at a fast food joint
10/09/03 - Cats beware
10/09/03 - Bad elephant
10/08/03 - All cats don't go to heaven
10/08/03 - How doctors make decisions
10/08/03 - Bug is the master of all humans
10/08/03 - Target practice
10/08/03 - A booboo at a lesbian date
10/08/03 - The hazard of Shark Sea
10/08/03 - Jesus the hockey fan
10/08/03 - Jon and the pirate
10/08/03 - Obscuridax caidas ahor
10/08/03 - Goat gets a pet
10/08/03 - A true Bible story
10/07/03 - Satan's army of undead unleashes a purely evil attack
10/07/03 - Mother knows best
10/06/03 - The last dragon
10/06/03 - Getting some
10/06/03 - How the upper class became evil
10/06/03 - What's in a name?
10/06/03 - Funeral
10/06/03 - Lessons
10/06/03 - Soldier goes trick-or-treating
10/06/03 - Entertainment today
10/06/03 - Mermaid
10/05/03 - Church's chicken
10/05/03 - Bozo joins the army
10/04/03 - The Peace Parade
10/04/03 - The heart of a dead man
10/04/03 - Bad First Impression
10/04/03 - Gabe goes to France
10/04/03 - Spending nine hours at the art museum
10/03/03 - Kevorkian 6
10/03/03 - Kevorkian 5
10/03/03 - Kevorkian 4
10/03/03 - Kevorkian 3
10/03/03 - Kevorkian 2
10/03/03 - Kevorkian 1
10/03/03 - FOX churns out two television shows in one minute
10/03/03 - Big Dog isn't always Top Dog
10/02/03 - If you thought dogonaball was farfetched...
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