The origins of Thanksgiving lie in the war-torn 1860's, as Civil War still grips the land...
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| Hold it right there, rebel scum! You and your whole army are through now that we've captured your base here on Ice Planet Hoth...I mean, Cold Harbor! | |
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| Oh, cruel fate, that my battle should end like this. And yet, I die for my ideals...and for the right of some rich person I have never met to own other people. Man, this sucks. | |
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| So, here we are, in the 1860's, watching a whole lot of people die. | |
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| Yeah, I really feel like I should be enjoying this a lot more than I am. You know what would really spice this up? | |
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| Getting back on track for our quest to discover the truth about Thanksgiving? | |
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| Uhm...if by that you mean personally intervening in the course of history by ending the Civil War two years early via a blood-soaked rampage through the Confederate Generals, then hells yeah. | |
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