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| Well, I've killed Pickett, Jackson, that guy played by Tom Berenger in Gettysburg, Stonewall Jackson, Braxton Bragg and just to make sure, I also killed General Hooker and McClellan on the Union side | |
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| Very thorough. I'm sure that's messed up history real good. Could we get back to the putative point of this trip now, namely Thanksgiving? | |
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| I don't really see any reason to. I mean, it's obvious that the origin of Thanksgiving is going to be in the praise the Union heaps upon me for having singlehandedly won the war for them. | |
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| Man, have you even read Ray Bradbury? This is going to backfire on you in so many ways that it isn't even funny, doofus. And of course as the guy with the time machine I'm gonna have to fix it. | |
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| I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong with this plan. | |
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| Yeah, hi? We're the Time-Traveling Robot Nazi Deathtroopers from the alternate timeline created when someone went back and killed all the Confederate Generals thus ending the Civil War early. | |
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