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I'd really like to apologize for this.
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Why I don't work for DARE
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Ezrael
7-11-02
What is your anti-drug?
Pussy. Lots and lots of sweet poon tang.
Movies with guys wearing eyepatches. I love those damn things. I'd wear one myself, except I'm so damn pretty.
Brraaaiiinns. Need brraaaiiinns.
Opium and iced-tea cocktails. What?
Prostituition and white slavery.
Say, do you think Cthulhu likes me?
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11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 19 - Isn't it touching?
11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 18 - The Return of the Ugly Manservant!
11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 17 - Time Travel is like an Alanis song
11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 16 - This is why people don't travel in time
11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 15 - Yeah, seriously, you didn't know that?
11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 14 - Robot Nazis just suck
11/12/03 - Thanksgiving 13 - I'm telling you, "Hidden Agenda" is true
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 12 - Things just keep getting weirder
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 11 - What, we have to talk to them first?
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 10 - I got your space-time continuum right here
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 9 - Seriously, he never shuts up about her
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 8 - "I made you, and you made me"
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 7 - The Return of Robo Hitler
11/08/03 - Thanksgiving 6 - Nothing says "History Channel Special" more
11/07/03 - Those Lil' Sociopaths in "Thanksgiving 5: Thank This"
11/07/03 - Those Lil' Sociopaths in "Thanksgiving 4: Time to Travel"
11/07/03 - Those Lil' Sociopaths in "Thanksgyving 3: The Maddening"
11/07/03 - Those Lil' Sociopaths in "Thanksgiving 2"
11/06/03 - Those Lil' Sociopaths in "ThanksGIVING!"
10/12/02 - CC 147 - Before The Flood, There Was No Moon
10/12/02 - CC147 - Goat butted a census agent
10/12/02 - CC 147 - Archaeologists are puzzled who is the foundling...
10/10/02 - Give me candy corn or I'll give you death.
10/08/02 - CC146 - Fuck Dadaism, I'm a Futurist
10/08/02 - Thoreau I'm not.
10/07/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM finale
10/07/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 7
10/07/02 - Lil Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 6
10/06/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 5
10/06/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 4
10/06/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 3
10/06/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 2
10/06/02 - Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 1
10/05/02 - So then I went east - Part Two
10/05/02 - So then I went east - Part One
10/04/02 - The Motor City Madman is going to put an arrow through me.
10/03/02 - Honestly, it's the first thing that came to mind.
10/03/02 - It's called Hellman's for a reason.
10/01/02 - Why is everything gay with you?
09/27/02 - CC 143 - At any moment, Dokken may come for us all.
09/27/02 - CC 143 - How much for just the ape? (Rob Zombie remix)
09/27/02 - CC143 - An Inhuman League
09/27/02 - Throw Jerry From The Train
09/27/02 - Admit it. We've always known.
09/20/02 - Overheard while walking down a bike path
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09/12/02 - CC 141 - Then I went to London and discovered vaginas.
09/12/02 - CC 141 - This is the third time I've tried this.
09/12/02 - CC 141 - The College Years
09/12/02 - CC 141 - The Turner Diaries were not a sitcom.
09/12/02 - CC 141 - Yes, I also enjoy rolling rocks uphill.
09/12/02 - CC141 - I like the conceit, so I'm sticking with it.
09/12/02 - CC 141 - Too late for the competition, he babbles anyway.
09/12/02 - Look! Breasts!
09/12/02 - So how did you spend Holy F*cking Sh!t day?
09/12/02 - Breaking the chains
09/12/02 - What is she, twelve?
09/12/02 - "Yes, Virginia, I did walk on the moon."
07/11/02 - Why I don't work for DARE
07/11/02 - It just might work.
07/11/02 - If this were a sonnet, it would be even worse.
07/11/02 - Yes, they most certainly did.
07/11/02 - I bet this is more common than you'd guess
07/11/02 - It really is.
07/11/02 - Because they just don't make after-school specials like this
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