Double meanings are essential to trickery. Remember that.

Author: FlamingRicardo

Date: September 5, 2004

by FlamingRicardo
9-05-04
Look, I don't see what the big fuss is. EVERYONE'S doing it. EVERYONE.
But....it just.....it just doesn't seem right!
Look, if you want to be a dick about it, fine. But you're missing out on some good shizzle. Besides, it's fun as hell.
Well...
One Hour Later.....
This is NOT when I had in mind when you said "getting hammered." Are you sure this isn't......?
....A cleverly hatched scheme designed to trick you into reflooring my aparment? Wouldn't dream of it.