Schlongs In Space

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 19, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-19-02
I'm quite proud of myself. I've been a prostitute for fifteen years, and yet I'm still a virgin.
Sorry, but contrary to popular belief, pretending to have sex is still sex.
Oh, no. You don't understand: I have a wormhole in my pussy.
WHAT?!
Yep. My vagina is completely untouched by man. However, about one trillion sperms are now floating aimlessly through space.
Hmmm, I think the ending of '2001: A Space Odyssey' suddenly makes sense...