A guide to the faithful

Author: G0dItself

Date: May 16, 2009

by G0dItself
5-16-09
I know some of your were concerned about that recent study saying that prayer was not effective. Let us tell you the proper way to pray.
Pray for non-accountable (by the secularists) things. Things like getting-- 1. into heaven--------2. closer to God----- 3. sins forgiven------
Don't test God by praying for supernatural things like amputated limbs growing back, turning water into wine, or any other parlor tricks.
When you pray for real-world things, keep the details to yourself. Don't tell the evil statisticians who have it out for the church.
A simple example might be to pray for certain numbers during BINGO. If your numbers get called then take that as validation of God's existence.
Don't pay attention to the times when your numbers don't get called. Remember God works in mysterious ways.