|
|
 |
 | |  |
| I like you, Santa. You represent what makes this country great. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| The spirit of giving, merriment, and love for your fellow man? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| No, rewarding Christian surburbanite children with worthless trinkets in exchange for maintenance of orthodoxy. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Er... sounds a bit Orwellian. And I don't think that's what I'm about. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Nonsense, Orwell is an unperson. People who never existed can't write. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|