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| Excuse me, sir. Might I ask a small donation from your generous person? | |
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| Will this money go towards drugs or alcohol? | |
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| It depends. If you are one of those types who wants to make sure they aren't fueling the habits of a self-destructive addict, then the answer is no. | |
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| However, if you secretly hope I AM an addict so you can feel morally and ethically superior to me, the answer is obviously yes. | |
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| And if you're crazy, then I'm really an alien dinosaur in disguise who's extorting you in exchange for delaying your inevitable murder. | |
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