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| After days of denial, evangelical christian hypocrit Ted "pass the meth" Haggard admitted that the recent allegations regarding his sexual exploits are indeed true. | |
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| Gosh golly GEE, Ted. Really? We're all totally f*cking SHOCKED. HA! | |
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| When asked to comment, self-righteous blimp Jerry Falwell replied "Ted who?" | |
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| When did Denis Leary start anchoring the news? | |
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