Mexican Happy Disease

Author: Hecker

Date: January 15, 2001

by Hecker
1-15-01
Little Timmy's feeling the urge.
So skank, how much is this gonna cost me?
$3, and you'll probably end up with herpes.
But he needs some convincing.
We herpes have gotten a bad rap! We ain't so bad. Herpes is Mexican for happy disease.
Well, I'm sold.
And now everybody's happy.
Is there anyway to make sure I get herpes?
Gotta leave it up to luck kid.