If you see an alien taking a dump in the woods...

Author: Hecker

Date: July 12, 2001

by Hecker
7-12-01
If you see an alien taking a dump in the woods, stay away!
Hey little bunny, do you ever have problems with poop sticking to your fur?
No not really, why do you ask?
You see, aliens have sensitive rears. Leaves chafe them bad.
I think you know what to do.
Awwww hell!
Ewwwww
AWWW This is disgusting! I'll be scarred for life!
Gotta love them fluffy tails.