HeirOfVlad  

Why does it always stink in our room?

I don't smell a thing.

What? It really stinks in here.

If you say so. Maybe you have a hyperactive nose.

No, it just really stinks in here. To solve this problem I'll open your windows, even though you hate it.

I just hate it when you open them after I say no. I think I have a better solution. Why don't you stop puking in the trash can after getting wasted? I'm sure regurgitated food doesn't smell like roses