HeirOfVlad

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I shall reclaim the once great Wallachian Territory! I also enjoy turkey, but the mission is still afoot.

A pet for the room

by HeirOfVlad
4-02-02


	So, you got a pet lobster for the room?


	What gave it away, the tank or the lobster inside it?


	I'm not sure, but what would you do if I ate him?


	I don't know what I'd do, but I do know you would have to pay for doing that.


	You know I also got a pet for the room. It's a trouser snake.


	Have you noticed that everytime you open your mouth, the words become more idiotic?