It makes sense when you think about it.

Author: Heisanevilgenius

Date: August 19, 2005

I CAN SING THE BARF SONG!
Why, you look fresh as a daisy.
RRROOOGLGALHGHLGHAHGHGEHGHGHGEUYHERAUGHARHGGH
Wait, where are you going? Come back!
MEANWHILE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Spare some condoms for an unemployed chicken?
I have no will to live and now I must drink this poison. HAHA! JUST KIDDING! APRIL FOOLS, EVERYBODY!