The Chronicles of Greenwich, part 4

Author: Heisanevilgenius

Date: August 21, 2005

I am watching TV.
There's nothing good on, I'm sitting way too close, and the waves of radioactive energy emitted might cause me to melt.
Meanwhile, Matthew has cloned himself and is attempting to marry his clone.
Nice day, isn't it, #001371716?
. . . MUST . . . EAT . . . BABIES . . .