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| As far as I can see you've got it pretty easy. Look at me, I've got bills to pay, taxes to pay, a car to run, and I have to work a crummy job that I hate. | |
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| Well, if I come home after stepping in dog shit, my wife goes "GOD! Get out of the house! Don't you ever look where you're walking you idiot?" | |
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| If you step in dog shit, all friends go "Wow, that is so cool! Where did you find it? You're great man!" You're an instant hero! If only my life was as simple. | |
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| I guess I really am better off than you. Now I know why you've taken to living in trash can. | |
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