Hey this is USUCK PIRATE RADIO, and we're on the radio CUZ U SUCK!!
Today we're having a contest. This contest is too see who can kill the most people in 1 day..
Yes this contest was inspired the great game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and what you get if you win the contest is a talking squirrel!
Here are the rules: You must go to Iraq, kill anyone that looks like they are in authority, then rush back to the phone booth on 34th street. and call the # next to the stripper poster of Candy Suxx.
